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Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004

Newsflash!

I just got home to find a gigantic box in my livingroom, which I did not put there. The label on the box says "CENTURION II HONEY OAK", which leads me to beleive it contains the long awaited cabinets. However, there is no sign of a workperson or note or anything. So I quickly removed all potential obstacles to cabinet-installing from the wall and counter area, and have commenced to praying that they get it done in the next two days. Because begining with the weekend I am going to be a wedding caterin' fool and I can't be waiting around for installation.

I am giggling to myself because last night I did a couple of very silly things, the evidence of which I very nearly left laying around my livingroom(for some reason I had a thought that it was not a good idea and did some groggy clean up this morning) The first one was cut some new layers into my hair, because it was starting to get very heavy and not shaggy enough. I am hoping that tonight after my postponed menu meeting and beer frenzy I can convince my partner in crime to hit me up with the chunky hilights. We'll see. Anyway, at one point there was a garbage bag on the floor with a few mounds of hair and a couple of pairs of scissors. The second one was watch about ten seconds of a porn movie, just because I hadn't in a while. I didn't actually put away the evidence of that but you would have to either examine the box very closely or know what you were looking for to know it was porn. The third and most potentially hillarious was getting out several of my old vibrators to see if any of them still worked. I had all but forgotten I had them, so naturally the batteries are dead in all of them, but the porn movie made me think that it would be nice to have vibrators around. I left them lined up on the coffetable when I went to sleep last night, and when I saw them this morning they looked funny. So I put them away. Can you imagine being a construction guy coming in to some girl's apartment to put up cabinets, only to be confronted with a line of vibrators on the coffetable?(including the leopard print one I got at Good Vibrations, mind you) I wonder how that would make construction guy feel. IN any case, we'll never know, because I put them away this morning.

And that's my story.

Just got a deposit check today for August's hell wedding, which makes me very happy indeed. The money is seriously already spent a couple of times over, but to have cash in hand for a few days is a nice feeling.

Speaking of cash in hand, I better go figure out if I have change for bus fare. I don't think the bus driver can make change for a $20.

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